So sometimes, these Greg-alogues write themselves. I speak of Al Sharpton, who just attacked Rush Limbaugh for trying to buy the St. Louis Rams (that’s tetherball, right?), writing to commissioner Roger Goodell saying the popular conservative host has been “divisive.” Divisive. Now, I made a decision a while ago that …
Read More »How to 'Couch Surf' and Sleep Around for Free
“I would never in a million years pay what you pay in New York City rent,” my houseguest said. This statement was uttered a few years ago by a friend of a friend of a friend who had just regained consciousness on my living room couch. My response, according to …
Read More »Senator Kerry on IRS Hit List
Now some fresh pickings from the Political Grapevine: Taxing Issue The IRS is seeking more than $800,000 in payroll taxes from Massachusetts Democratic Senator John Kerry’s 2004 presidential campaign. The Washington Times reports the IRS has filed a lien and says a previous attempt to collect was unsuccessful. Kerry’s spokeswoman …
Read More »Wisconsin Lawmakers Consider Lowering Hunting Age to 10
In an effort to keep hunting alive in Wisconsin, state senators were scheduled to vote Tuesday on a bill that would allow children as young as 10 to hunt with a rifle. The bill, S.B. 167, would allow 10-year-olds to hunt, provided that a parent or guardian with a hunting …
Read More »Unwelcome Surprise for Colorado's Governor
Now some fresh pickings from the Political Grapevine: Keep the Peace Iranian authorities have confiscated the Nobel Peace Prize given to human rights lawyer and judge, Shirin Ebadi. She is the first Muslim woman to be awarded the prize, which was given in 2003 for her efforts to promote democracy. …
Read More »Obama Reminds Us That It's All About Him
So while President Obama was in Asia, he spoke of visiting Hiroshima and Nagasaki — something no sitting U.S. president has ever done. The reason they haven’t? Because it could be seen as criticism of a decision that ended the bloodiest war in history. Here’s how he answered one reporter’s …
Read More »Nancy Pelosi Lays Down the Law to Obama
The latest pickings from the Political Grapevine: House Rules House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is not holding back when it comes to making her wishes known to the incoming administration. The Politico newspaper reports Democratic insiders say Pelosi has “‘set parameters’ for what she wants from Barack Obama and his White …
Read More »Pop Tarts: Nudity the Norm in Heidi Klum's House
NEW YORK – Heidi Klum may be the face, body and voice of “Victoria’s Secret,” but when it comes to baring her body in her own home, the stunning supermodel has no desire to keep anything secret from her family. “To see me in wings is nothing too unusual. People …
Read More »Barney Frank: Soldier of Liberal Fortune
WASHINGTON – Problems may have existed in the Federal Bureau of Investigation in the last decade, but they have only gotten worse under the direction of “right-wing ideologue” Attorney General John Ashcroft, according to Democratic Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts. While insisting that the real evil was done by the …
Read More »Modern Mr. Moms Are Multiplying
NEW YORK – The stay-at-home dad played by Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom bumbles through everything from his unruly baby’s run-in with a vacuum cleaner to her destructive romp through the grocery store. That image of the househusband is comical and might have been accurate in the 1980s, when the …
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